What to Eat on Vacations

Do you fart a lot when you are vacationing? Well, it's probably the foods that make you fart on vacations.

For instance, eating ice cream will make you fart. A lot. Even while in the car. Your car will smell like shit. That shit will annoy your airline passengers, too. Stop that shit.

I'm not suggesting to avoid ice cream. No. Just don't eat ice cream which has carrageenan, so you won't experience those effects. Other side effects I have experienced with low-quality ice cream, are fatigue and acne. The wrong milkshake would cause the same effect.

When I was on vacation, I can't find any orange juice. Well, I actually can find orange juice, but all of them say "from concentrate." I don't like concentrate juice. So it's just that I could not find orange juice which was not from concentrate. Anyway, I went to gas stations. I went to the local stores there. I found nothing. The only thing I found was the "juice from concentrate." Sigh. Guess I was concentrating too much.

But plenty of milk exists on the counters. Bananas. Oh, bananas are widely available. And they're cheap, palatable, and easy-to-store. In fact, bananas are the third most popular fruit in North America. Probably it's because bananas are a "convenience food": What we mean is that they're cheap, widely available, palatable, and energy-dense. They are easy-to-prepare, too. You just peel the banana with your hands. However, bananas may have toxins. The serotonin in bananas, which is harmful, may be an abundance. The starch of bananas, if unripe, could feed gut flora. And the seeds of the banana may cause problems. Bananas are a common food in hotel breakfasts. Probably because bananas are a cheap food for their customers.

In addition to bananas, coffee is also a common food in hotels. Coffee and bananas would make the perfect hotel breakfast. Pour a lot of sugar into the coffee. Drink the coffee with bananas, and add a bit of salt into the coffee to balance the potassium in the bananas.

In fact, the first time I drank coffee was from a hotel. That took away my coffee-virginity. Interestingly, it happened only a year ago. I love hotel breakfasts.

Bananas & Coffee: The perfect hotel breakfast.